PRAVAH-TRIP TO TILONIA ,RAJASTHAN

"Hey u asleep ? " i jerked honey.
"uahann..yeah bitch." she turned 2wards me .
" m feelin cold." i shivered nd flexed my knees.
"its quite cosy here." she replied pullin over her blanket up2 her neck.
"its chilly over here." i rubbed my hands.
'u r n endothermic creature."
"yeah ...lackin hot blood!"
" y? dat chicky failed 2 warm u eh? "
"as of now my sleepin bag isn't cosy enuf..even this thick shawl can't...uhm..u mind sharin ur blanket wimme? " i asked meekly.
"err....."
"hey guys! u still awake? " nisha propped
"naah v r sleep-talkin. " i answered still shiverin
" even m unable 2 sleep.damn borin nite yaar! can't watch tv,can't go online,can't talk 2 guys,can't play , can't even....... uh! " nisha sighed

"sip ganja hmm......" honey completed her sentence .
"yeah!!!!!!!!' nisha sighed again
" u a druggie huh? " i raised my brows,forgettin abt d chill.
"shshsh!!!! " nisha did d silencin act
"okeh.. r u d 1 ? " i whispered
"naah yaar... not really .. just 1 or 2 tyms but dats it.m not n addict can't get fucked up like this ....after all i wanna b a dockie ... needa repo.' nisha defended herself.
"okeh ! v get d point! " shai spoke this tym
"wat u also awake?" i asked turnin 2wards my left.
"thnx 2 ur loud voices!" she yawned
"gud then v can go out nd pee" suggested honey.
"WHAT??" all of us asked in unison.
" my bladder'll burst ne moment! " she answered on seein 3 pairs of glistenin iris starin at her in d dark.
"m not goin newhere.m bck 2 my sleep!" shai declared nd pulled over here shawl.
"then i get 2 pee on ur shawl ; saves trouble 4 me waise.! " honey is a gemini- by hook or crook d task has 2 b completed.
"fyn m comin !" shai accepted defeat.
all 4 of us tip-toed outta d hall keepin n eye 4 Latha ma'am (she is a terror at night spcly when v've a druggie 4 a company .)
once outside, all of us turned on our torches and walked towards d loo - which like most of d indian villages is either 10 yards away 4m d house or well.... can b imagined at ne place on d mud.
fortunately , it was d former .

" okeh! hold d door 4 me . will u shai? " honey asked while putin her dupatta n shawl on my shoulder.
" i won't ! "
"u'll hafta! "
"phew!"
"ty" honey gave her usual twisted grin.
"use this loo, d second 1 is occupied." spoke hina n sonalika both emergin outta d same washroom.
"wat were u both doin inside ? " nisha asked dilatin her iris
"wat does 1 do inside d loo? " asked hina
" spare us ! v've ol received elementary toilet education ." shai silenced them
"sh..sh..shai !" came my meek voice
"now wat ? " shai asked lukin frustated.... who wdn't dat 2 when 1 has 2 act servant 2 a rowdy honey.
"shai .. who is there in d other loo? " i asked pointin my index finger 2wards d wooden door.
"i dunno..chk out urself."
"hmm..k.." i tried pullin d door but it seemed like some1 was stoppin it 4m inside.
"who is inside? " i asked now applyin all d pressure on d door.
Nobody answered.
[pause 4 15 seconds]
followed by wailin of a cat nearby n howlin of some animal.
[pause 4 10 seconds]
accompanied by starin at each other.

"BHOOOOOOOOOOOTH !!" we all screamed in chorus n rushed in2 d adjacent loo.

shai's slippers slipped on d murky thing on d floor n she fell on honey who was sittin in her ' u - kno -wat ' position.
Hina got stuck btwn d door.
my feet got entangled in d meshwork of my patiala salwar , my duppatta , my shawl, honey's duppatta , honey's shawl...outcome was.. i too fell on d floor ..n as if this wasn't worse... nisha n sonalika fell on top of me.
all our ewws/eughs! n yuks! were suppressed by our mad -insane howls.

one of d BOLD guy who heard us shriekin thot of actin hero n rushed 2 help us but on seeing 6 huge glaring eyeballs on d floor ..he ran bck howling himself!
[BTW those 6 eyeballs were our torches]

so then our screams woke up d poor villagers who came 2 help us.

"wat ruckus u ppl have made ? " came Latha ma'am's pissed of tired tone.
"ma'am ... BHOOOOOOOOTH! " v all answered, still inside d loo.
"come out!" latha ma'am ordered
[no response.. v were like SHIT scared! ]

"COME OUT .I SAY! "
"dat bhootni 'll kill us if v go outside .its her trick.there is no1 outside.i don't wanna die. M STILL A VIRGIN!! " nisha stopped shai 4m openin d door.

'v r all covered in urine! i'll prefer being devoured by dat churel rather torturin my soul wid this disgustin smell!" shai opened d door

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... M STILL A VIRGIN !!! " nisha screamed
"holy shit ! nisha stop showin ur despo-ness !" sonalika said gettin up.
"xactly stop being so despo!" honey said still sittin in her 'u-kno-wat' position.

"u ppl stop usin me as a towel ! " i spoke finally managin 2 stand up.

d door opened ..Latha ma'am was standin ryt infront of us in her white nightie ..open hair....and...........
"SHE IS A BHOOOOOOOOOOOOTNIIIIIIIII..M GOIN 2 DIE AS A VIRGIN........ ARGGGGGGGGGHHHH!! " nisha strted again n b4 ne1 realised wat happnd shai placed her hand on her mouth 2 shut her up-simultaneoulsy doin d unthinkable..err d murky liquid all over our sweet druggie's mouth.....EWWWWWWWWWW!!

2 cut short , v came outta d loo n narrated wat happnd.
it was found dat d door of d haunted loo had 2 b pulled outside instead of d normal 'push-in' dat v all r accustomed 2.

so no spectre! but yeah v did 've n uric acid bath.
owin 2 d scanty water supply - u can imagine wat all torture v went thru .


a terrible but 1 heck of a LOL xperience!