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*y can't i call men's torso " chaatti " instead of seena ?
*y is it d guy who showers n d girl has 2 do wid d tub bath ?
* y does my colg suck bigtym?
*y do ppl fall in love ... isn't d word fall smthn like self-decline? n isn't being in luv n ultimate bliss.. ?
*y rn't girls scared off being called didi/sister/behen...y is it d guy zone 2 b afraid of d 'b' word ?
*y is kitchen feminine n livin room masculine ?
*y can't girls get theit hands on net practice ?..... in lay lingo -- " krishna ( xy) karein toh raas-leela ..hum(xx) karein toh character dheela! " wth !
*alcohol..... at 9 - dad ordered but i denied (brandy! d so called daaactar's wine!)
at 21 - i ordered but dad denied :-(
* y did dad freak out -
when d teacher called his angel a blessing n also when d same teacher told him dat his same angel tried her hand (read back) at tattooin ?
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last but not d least...
y 'll dad freak out when he'll find his last beer can missin? :-P