28 JUNE 2010

drag....drag...DRAG.....
dr.bhatia asks me..." u r a good girl;do u kno y? "
i give my frosty noser.."nope"
dr.bhatia..."becoz u r intelligent!"

grrrrrr....

dedda makes his presence felt now...not dat he never tried earliar..but this was a battlefield and he had 2 protect his doll frm d evil i.....
so here goes dedda wid a fake smile.."yeh sabji nahi khati."

yeah ryt dad y not start kindergarten all over again?.....me thot ( i hereby solemny accept me being a meek sheep)

but wait.. d ultimate was abt 2 happen....
dr.bhatia's 'i'll only end d convo' attitude helps him steal d show this time.. " i kno y she doesnt eat veggies.... "

d curious me asks

he replies " mummy tasty nahi banati ho gi na."
GREAT.. when in trouble create a bubble!
"uhm..yeah....yes..yes...(guilt hurts badly) na..no..uhm.."

and suddenly it bursts..and dr.bhatia's invitation lands ..." mere haath ka khana toh tum ne khaya nahi na.... petha (pumpkin) jo mai banata hu..and oemellete toh bas.. i only take 35 mins to make n oemellete." finished d proud man.

now now..i hadta defend mumma....."she takes 10 mins"

"tabhi toh....35 mins anda khao zara...."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! my visceral emotions vent out on my larynx.
......
TIME FOR GOOD BYE... b4 i can breathe peace...
"next time ke liye homework." dr bhatia titles his 'last but not d least 5 min lecture.

"yeah ..hmmm..." dad n i in unison

"no.1 therapeutics"
"of?"
"therapeutics."
"huh?"
"how to study them?"
"wat"
he ignores ..regardin it as my silly mistake"
"no2. re write d cases 4 me..and then i will chose d best ones 4 myself." and he adds a grin .
"no.3 write down 15 points on how 2 attract d patients"
and then a sub lecture hintin dat i must contribute as he is teachin me free of cost.
"no.4 wat is ego?"

.... pause for 5 secs..
"thank u sir..bye"

and i run outta d mad place.
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